Morbid the Lost
Morbid is what I am called. Morbid the Lost. My ears are pointy, so I guess I am an Elf. I would doubt that conclusion but I also seem to understand Komen and Alean. Maybe I am human! That would align with my being inside of a tavern far to the south of Alea. But my ears do not agree. Genetic inheritance does not agree with a half-breed retaining such long ears as the additive function would require a shortening in length which is clea …. oh! Bird! Um … what were we talking about? The third rule of matter construction during esper distortion of matter accumulation? I suppose not. That won’t be very popular until the radial dampening effects by proxy on the local universal constant of flow recovery are reduced. Did I mention that I like strawberries? I think berries know that red is seen as desirable and want you to pucker with desire. People do it too, go red and kiss me, it is true! Except those who think green. They are too young to be anything but green. It isn’t easy, you know. Being that way. Still, I think the water rides make it easier. Water rides? Who mentioned anything about water rides or Pirates? Oleria has a lot of those you know. None named after birds though. Bluebeards and blackbeards, why all the darkbeards? Why not green eyes or friggy mustache? Oh! I have a mustache trimmer! It only works once a day … and it works on head hair too … hmm … it looks like we grew apart. I should tell that one to Rosa, but Gyxano would not be happy. Magic is to be respected, not for dippy birds. But, did you know, you don’t have to use magic to make swinging balls? Gravity and conservation of force will keep them klicky klacking. Would you like some strawberries? I found them in my pocket? Oh! I have a wristband! It says: M … O … R … B … I … D … T … H … E … L … O … S … T. Huh. Wonder what it means. Must have bought it in a human souvenir shop. I should have bought strawberries instead. Mmm, this strawberry tastes pretty good. Strawberries! I have some! Why do you keep mentioning strawberries? Are you addicted to strawberries? No strawberries for you then! I will try to buy all of them at the market to help with your recovery. Squirrel!